Script: Random Quote
Functions: This simple script allows you to print random quotations in the page. Any number of quotes may be used.
Put the following script in the of your page,
wherever you want the quotes to appear. Simply set up the
quotations in the Quotations array, then paste in the
whole block of code. To format the text, wrap the usual
font tags around the script
In quotation 8, note the text, \"beauty\" -- if you need
to use double-quote " marks, you *must* precede each
double-quote with a backslash \... otherwise the script
var Quotation=new Array() // do not change this!
// Set up the quotations to be shown, below.
// To add more quotations, continue with the
// pattern, adding to the array. Remember
// to increment the Quotation[x] index!
Quotation = "Time is of the essence! Comb your hair.";
Quotation = "Sanity is a golden apple with no shoelaces.";
Quotation = "Repent! The end is coming, $9.95 at Amazon.";
Quotation = "Honesty blurts where deception sneezes.";
Quotation = "Pastry satisfies where art is unavailable.";
Quotation = "Delete not, lest you, too, be deleted.";
Quotation = "O! Youth! What a pain in the backside.";
Quotation = "Wishes are like goldfish with propellors.";
Quotation = "Love the river's \"beauty\", but live on a hill.";
Quotation = "Invention is the mother of too many useless toys.";
// Do not change anything below this line
var Q = Quotation.length;