============================================================ Script: Random Quote Functions: This simple script allows you to print random quotations in the page. Any number of quotes may be used. Browsers: All ============================================================
INSTRUCTIONS:
Put the following script in the of your page, wherever you want the quotes to appear. Simply set up the quotations in the Quotations[] array, then paste in the whole block of code. To format the text, wrap the usual font tags around the script
TECH NOTE:
In quotation 8, note the text, \"beauty\" -- if you need to use double-quote " marks, you *must* precede each double-quote with a backslash \... otherwise the script will break.
THE CODE:
Code
<script language="JavaScript">
var Quotation=new Array() // do not change this!
// Set up the quotations to be shown, below. // To add more quotations, continue with the // pattern, adding to the array. Remember // to increment the Quotation[x] index!
Quotation[0] = "Time is of the essence! Comb your hair."; Quotation[1] = "Sanity is a golden apple with no shoelaces."; Quotation[2] = "Repent! The end is coming, $9.95 at Amazon."; Quotation[3] = "Honesty blurts where deception sneezes."; Quotation[4] = "Pastry satisfies where art is unavailable."; Quotation[5] = "Delete not, lest you, too, be deleted."; Quotation[6] = "O! Youth! What a pain in the backside."; Quotation[7] = "Wishes are like goldfish with propellors."; Quotation[8] = "Love the river's \"beauty\", but live on a hill."; Quotation[9] = "Invention is the mother of too many useless toys.";
// ====================================== // Do not change anything below this line // ====================================== var Q = Quotation.length; var whichQuotation=Math.round(Math.random()*(Q-1)); function showQuotation(){document.write(Quotation[whichQuotation]);} showQuotation(); </script>